01 / The full experience
Teach. Try. Take over.
Everyone gets a turn, and the room gets louder every time someone lands the move.
Austin bachelorette parties
The funniest thing you’ll do all weekend.
Real self-defense. Big laughs. A bride who gets to put Jesse on the floor while her friends cheer her on.
Not another brunch reservation
Learn something real.
Laugh ridiculously hard.
This is a private, beginner-friendly self-defense experience designed around your group. You’ll learn practical moves, pressure-test them on a willing target and leave with photos no one else’s bachelorette party has.
The bride gets the spotlight. The whole group gets involved. Jesse gets what’s coming to him.
Watch the chaos develop
She learns it.
Then she uses it.
These are real party moments: coaching, cheering, takedowns and the kind of victory reaction you cannot stage.
02 / Bride in control
Put him down.
She closes the distance, follows through and finishes the takedown while her friends lose their minds.
What your group gets
Built for the bride.
Fun for everybody.
Real instruction
Simple, practical techniques taught for complete beginners.
Hands-on practice
No standing around watching. Your group learns by doing.
Big group energy
Cheering, chanting, photos and a ridiculous amount of laughter.
A story worth retelling
Long after the weekend, this is the activity everyone still talks about.
Proof from real parties
Pretty dresses later.
First, we train.
★★★★★
“We booked Jesse for our Bachelorette and the highlight was chanting ‘Kick his Dick!’ while our bride-to-be put him DOWN! He was the highlight of our weekend.”— Brook K., Bachelorette Party
Your weekend needs one unforgettable story